The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth that has been kept through the dining world for quite some time. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert has become accountable for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for a long time. For much too long it is often forced upon patrons, with out being requested, using a restaurant meal. Through the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is now planned to safeguard innocent citizens from this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the us government proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Read on to determine how SPIT promises to rid society from the unhealthy fortune cookie and replace it using the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery from the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To generate this story more shocking, SPIT has uncovered information regarding the mysterious history of the fortune cookie. While it is served following nearly all Chinese food meal, the cookie was actually…made in the usa! And, in California no less. Take a moment to soak that in…every one of the years you trusted you were observing a Chinese tradition, you were mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal in the opinion of SPIT.
In fact there’s two possible stories about how exactly the fortune cookie was created but nobody knows the genuine truth. In whichever version you think, the fortune cookie was created as an act of kindness and thankfulness to be given to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from quite simple baking ingredients, the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and the government, are sugar and salt. All the ingredients in a single fortune cookie recipe requires:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (equally as evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
As you may be familiar with, sugar has become rumored to be related to hyperactivity in children. Additionally, sugar is clearly a difficulty that’s adding to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be connected to higher hypertension that’s connected to coronary disease. And, the worst is that we now have suggestions that consuming sugar can result in other addictions. The truth is, one theory on the web claims that sugar may be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s on the web, therefore it should be true. SPIT is not happy to touch upon the truthfulness of the fact, but know you are warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Per Year Are Produced1 .1 .1 .
All in all, this is a frightening finding with the members of SPIT! To include in the horror, these ‘cookies’ are manufactured with an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies each year. In 2013, it had been estimated there were a little more than 7 billion people on the globe. Because of this every man, woman, and child…no matter how old or how young…might have almost 1/2 of the fortune cookie every year. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden tips for protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Certainly are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you could think that SPIT has gone out to spoil all the fun of eating dinner at the favorite Asian restaurant. But, selecting so wrong. SPIT has proposed a great, new alternative to the unhealthy fortune cookie. In the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that might switch the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to enjoy your chosen calorie and fat-free beverage within your disposable paper cup. Hold on…on the outside of the cup is often a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve your day-to-day Affirmation.
No more lame and depressing fortunes like:
“You’re almost up. Meaning you might have further to fall.”
“A sensible way to get healthy is to consume more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can survive the moon next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is the fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would’ve awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings like:
“You’re freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone that thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Your hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, the ones shoes…wear would you buy them?!Inches
“You’re a genius. Why didn’t you feel an astrophysicist? The planet needs your talent.Inches
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop better attitudes and a better feeling of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to create wellness to folks all over the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may also that is amazing Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant wishes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Language Of Ancient Greece Civilization Link***
Several governments happen to be on-board using the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division from the Scyphus Group, already makes all the perfect style paper cup just for this innovative option to the undesirable fortune cookie. The corporation has become making products from food-grade paperboard and food safe inks for centuries. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups in the Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed in the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to be false as the products would’ve biodegraded well before now. But, however ,, the cups are manufactured from a division from the Scyphus Group. And, in the language of ancient greece civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Can you see a link? There can be the latest conspiracy to take into account there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the globeInches
But, to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Needless to say, Daily Affirmation paper cups could be expanded to arrive at restaurants of all. No longer would the thought of an after-dinner quote be on a china restaurant. All cuisines would start using the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…where ever you look, the sayings could be translated into all languages. Think about the world united in a single goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you can thank SPIT for that idea.